Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either'
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either'
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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