Good night, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are.
Good night, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
I once buried my nose in a book, but forgot which book I buried it in.
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood, my blood
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
All of us have schnozzles . . . if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.
I hate music, especially when it's played.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories