My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
At night, I'll notice a thigh will just start aching. And this arm, and this...
I've seen worse. . . . It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
Gentlemen, start your egos.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great (from City Slickers)
Oh, I can't do it right now I'm busy, I'm busy, too.
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
I would even walk so it wouldn't look like we're together. Here I can hold his hand.
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
Change is such hard work.
People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before
I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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