Frank Carson Quotes (5 Quotes)

    We are still in the experimental stage and right now we are just trying to establish the programs. But eventually, we may come up with mother-daughter or father-son programs and develop other ideas. Ultimately, the programs have to be fun and are built around a lifelong fitness aspect.

    Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

    I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

    I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

    So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

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