They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
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But puberty was well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you knowEddie Izzard
Cause, Cake or death That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that. Cake or death; Eh, cake please. Very well Give him cake; Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice. You Cake or death; Uh, cake for me, too, please. Very well Give him cake, too We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You Cake or death; Uh, death, please. No, cake Cake Cake, sorry. Sorry... You said death first, uh-uh, death first; Well, I meant cake; Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England Cake or death.
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I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there.
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And theres others like taxidermist You cant just go, Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand, you know Youve gotta want to be I want to be a taxidermist I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so its really quite tight.
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Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok Because it's true Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is.
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He was a genius. To think all these years on his comedy is still making us laugh
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