I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
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But with dogs, we do have bad dog. Bad dog exists. Bad dog Bad dog Stole a biscuit, bad dog The dog is saying, Who are you to judge me You human beings whove had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit Is that a crime People of the worldWell, if you put it that way, I think youve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.
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