Cause, Cake or death That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that. Cake or death; Eh, cake please. Very well Give him cake; Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice. You Cake or death; Uh, cake for me, too, please. Very well Give him cake, too We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You Cake or death; Uh, death, please. No, cake Cake Cake, sorry. Sorry... You said death first, uh-uh, death first; Well, I meant cake; Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England Cake or death.
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