And you dont get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office they have other people there, you can flirt, you know You go, Hey Oh, youre new here, arent you How are you getting on Do you want a coffee I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cupBeekeepers cant do that 2,000 bees (buzzing sounds) Hello, there, you in the street Youre new, arent you(scared) HuhDo you want a cup of coffee Its no problem (buzzing continues) No real problemI dont want a cup of coffee from you Youre covered in beesI like my women like I like my coffee covered in bees Now back off, back off (screams)Theyre always just behind you or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and theyre in a van with a lot of bees following, Faster Faster (buzzing sounds) Faster Put your foot down(sighs) Yes
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