And theres others like taxidermist You cant just go, Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand, you know Youve gotta want to be I want to be a taxidermist I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so its really quite tight.
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