Socrates was killed by his own people. He was Nods head. Coz he questioned everything When is a house a house Just chill-out will you If Im out of the house am I chilling-out Am I chilling-in if Im in the house Ugg, ahhh. Sword stabbing dying mime. What is a sword Is it made of folded metal' Wobbly knees. 'If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels
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Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok Because it's true Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is.
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