We have archeology on television, and I quite like it its a sort of detective thing, but its really true, you know its there But its kind of slow on telly, it has this problem of, Weve been here three weeks on live television, and weve taken off about a millimeter of top soil so far Theres men with brushes and beards maybe theyve just got beards, Im not sure We found this and carbon-dated it to last Tuesday, so were very excited
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Cause, Cake or death That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that. Cake or death; Eh, cake please. Very well Give him cake; Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice. You Cake or death; Uh, cake for me, too, please. Very well Give him cake, too We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You Cake or death; Uh, death, please. No, cake Cake Cake, sorry. Sorry... You said death first, uh-uh, death first; Well, I meant cake; Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England Cake or death.
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And you dont get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office they have other people there, you can flirt, you know You go, Hey Oh, youre new here, arent you How are you getting on Do you want a coffee I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cupBeekeepers cant do that 2,000 bees (buzzing sounds) Hello, there, you in the street Youre new, arent you(scared) HuhDo you want a cup of coffee Its no problem (buzzing continues) No real problemI dont want a cup of coffee from you Youre covered in beesI like my women like I like my coffee covered in bees Now back off, back off (screams)Theyre always just behind you or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and theyre in a van with a lot of bees following, Faster Faster (buzzing sounds) Faster Put your foot down(sighs) Yes
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Socrates was killed by his own people. He was Nods head. Coz he questioned everything When is a house a house Just chill-out will you If Im out of the house am I chilling-out Am I chilling-in if Im in the house Ugg, ahhh. Sword stabbing dying mime. What is a sword Is it made of folded metal' Wobbly knees. 'If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels
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You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for.
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Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And
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