I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there.
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But with dogs, we do have bad dog. Bad dog exists. Bad dog Bad dog Stole a biscuit, bad dog The dog is saying, Who are you to judge me You human beings whove had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit Is that a crime People of the worldWell, if you put it that way, I think youve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.Eddie Izzard
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And theres others like taxidermist You cant just go, Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand, you know Youve gotta want to be I want to be a taxidermist I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so its really quite tight.
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Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin I poked a badger with a spoon.
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