Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Women are like elephants to me they're nice to look at but I wouldn't want to own one.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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