I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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