Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
RIGHT, n. Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like.
MIRACLE, n. An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.
KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a 'crowned head,' although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.
MAJESTY, n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America.
ZOOLOGY, n. The science and history of the animal kingdom, including its king, the House Fly ('Musca maledicta'). The father of Zoology was Aristotle, as is universally conceded, but the name of its mother has not come down to us.
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