Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
NIRVANA, n. In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.
RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.
PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.
CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.
SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
REVERENCE, n. The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss yet when lost it is not missed.
HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.
JOSS-STICKS, n. Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion.
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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