Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.
A moment it the most you can ever expect from perfection
I don't want to die without any scars.
Self improvement is masturbation...
You had a near life experience.
Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.
I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.
The things you used to own, now they own you.
Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need.
Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. I used to be such a nice person.
About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.
I know this because Tyler knows this.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete.
In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rock feller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighways.
There are a lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love.
HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.
Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.
Valley of the Dogs. Where even if they don't kill you, if someone loves you enough to take you home, they still castrate you.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we dont need.
I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
Someday you will die, and until you know that, you're useless to me.
You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.
Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?
It's not enough to be numbered with the grains of sand on the beach and the stars in the sky.
There are bodies buried everywhere you just have to know where to look.
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