Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.
Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.
Now this is the first rule of fight club: There is nothing a blue collar Nobody in Oregon with a public school education can imagine that a million-billion people haven't already done...
The liberator who destroys my property is fighting to save my spirit. The teacher who clears all possessions from my path will set me free.
It's the Marilyn Monroe school of medicine where enough of any drug will cure any disease.
Picture the moment when your mom and dad first saw you as something other than a pretty, tiny version of them. You as them, but improved. Better educated. Innocent. Then picture when you stopped being their dream.
If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
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