Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.
Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you cant add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.
If you don't get a good night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
People pay more attention when they think you're up to something.
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