I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.
People pay more attention when they think you're up to something.
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles.
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy Now I crank out crude imitations of what's already popular It takes no time or thought, and most people don't care about the difference, anyway And what good is originality if you can't crank it out
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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