Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.
If you don't get a good night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
People pay more attention when they think you're up to something.
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.
Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you cant add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
If you don't have anything to say just keep quiet Provoking a reaction isn't the same as saying something significant. Expressing ideas if you can't make them understood. You're just babling to yourself
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
If you have the personalities down, you understand them and identify with them you can stick them in any situation and have a pretty good idea of how they're going to respond. Then it's just a matter of sanding and polishing up the jokes. But if you've got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don't work as well. These two characters clicked for me almost immediately and I feel very comfortable working with them.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
They can't chain my spirit My spirit runs free Walls can't contain it Laws can't restrain it Authority has no power over it.
To make a business decision, you don't need much philosophy all you need is greed, and maybe a little knowledge of how the game works.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Mom and Dad can make the rulesAnd certain things forbid,But I can make them wish that theyhad never had a kid.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
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