We were going to do it before the hurricane, but decided to wait,
More Quotes from Jackie Mason:
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.Jackie Mason
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason
After taking a critical hit in his first non-solo musical venture on Broadway with the short-lived Laughing Room Only, Mason noted the return to his roots. I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, ... I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me... one Jew talking and that's it.
Jackie Mason
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Remember, the burden of sorrow is doubled when it is borne alone.Goran Persson
The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does.
Napoleon Hill
The city of Atlanta has always had a good spirit.
Ivan Allen