It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.Jackie Mason
After taking a critical hit in his first non-solo musical venture on Broadway with the short-lived Laughing Room Only, Mason noted the return to his roots. I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, ... I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me... one Jew talking and that's it.
Jackie Mason
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Jackie Mason
By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting in whose name in whose strength in whose glory What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions.
Jackie Mason
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