It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
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By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting in whose name in whose strength in whose glory What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions.Jackie Mason
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
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The nervousness never lasted more than a second because he was so congenial and comfortable. He made more stars on his show, probably, than anybody in the whole history of show business.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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