Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Jackie Mason
After taking a critical hit in his first non-solo musical venture on Broadway with the short-lived Laughing Room Only, Mason noted the return to his roots. I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, ... I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me... one Jew talking and that's it.
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