I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
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The nervousness never lasted more than a second because he was so congenial and comfortable. He made more stars on his show, probably, than anybody in the whole history of show business.
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
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After taking a critical hit in his first non-solo musical venture on Broadway with the short-lived Laughing Room Only, Mason noted the return to his roots. I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, ... I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me... one Jew talking and that's it.
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