I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
More Quotes from Emo Philips:
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.Emo Philips
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
Emo Philips
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
Emo Philips
I ran three miles today. Finally I said, Lady take your purse.
Emo Philips
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
Emo Philips
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