Man is a victim of dope; In the incurable form of hope. (Ogden Nash)
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it. (Ogden Nash)
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. (Ogden Nash)
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. (Ogden Nash)
We thought our little dog would love him, Would help him to become a trig dog, But the new little dog got bigger, And the old little dog got mad. (Ogden Nash, "")
Oh, Night will not see thirty again, Yet soft her wing, Miranda; Pick up your glass and tell me, then-- How old is Spring, Miranda? (Ogden Nash, "")
Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. (Ogden Nash)
Good morning, Isabel, the giant said, I'll grind your bones to make my bread. (Ogden Nash, "")
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. (Ogden Nash)
Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like Im in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was. (Ogden Nash)
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. (Ogden Nash)
Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around (Ogden Nash)
In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel. (Ogden Nash)
From outer space, or lost Atlantis? (Ogden Nash, "")
You can take it as understood that your luck changes only if it's good (Ogden Nash)