Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors
The computer can do more work faster than a human because it doesn't have to answer the phone.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
We've made pretty good progress. We're the type of offense where when we need to score in crucial situations, we're going to put points on the board.
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© 2020 Inspirational Stories