There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, ... Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians. (Tim Allen)
It bolsters the perception that this administration relies too much on spin, (Tim Allen)
Developing software is way too hard. I think we just haven't been able to keep up with the huge increase in memory size and computing power. (Tim Allen)
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. (Tim Allen)
We have a great team here. And we've received tremendous support from parents. We're really trying to bring this whole thing together to have a successful transition. (Tim Allen)
There were no problems today, ... We are pleased about how things went. Everything was well organized and put together. We enjoyed the celebration of a new school year. (Tim Allen)
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. (Tim Allen)
Even when I first saw it I thought, 'I don't know if kids are gonna buy this, adults especially not, it's too high tech, it looks too much like a video game,' (Tim Allen)
Lots of companies sell basic communications and connectivity. ATX goes far beyond that to offer meaningful ideas and solutions that truly enhance the way businesses operate and compete. From maximizing employee productivity, to protecting mission-critical data, to increasing cost-efficiency, we're helping small and mid-size organizations improve the way they do business. (Tim Allen)
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. (Tim Allen)
No business they could invest in is as good as buying their own stock. Any business you get into is not going to be as good as the business you have. (Tim Allen)
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. (Tim Allen)
The demand by our institutions was substantial, but we are pleased to work with the American Airlines Center on this public sale. It has resulted in some quality seats being available to the general public. (Tim Allen)
no class at Wilson has more than 22 students at this time. (Tim Allen)
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. (Tim Allen)