Tim Allen Quotes (22 Quotes)

There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, ... Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians.

It bolsters the perception that this administration relies too much on spin,

Developing software is way too hard. I think we just haven't been able to keep up with the huge increase in memory size and computing power.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

We have a great team here. And we've received tremendous support from parents. We're really trying to bring this whole thing together to have a successful transition.

There were no problems today, ... We are pleased about how things went. Everything was well organized and put together. We enjoyed the celebration of a new school year.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Even when I first saw it I thought, 'I don't know if kids are gonna buy this, adults especially not, it's too high tech, it looks too much like a video game,'

Lots of companies sell basic communications and connectivity. ATX goes far beyond that to offer meaningful ideas and solutions that truly enhance the way businesses operate and compete. From maximizing employee productivity, to protecting mission-critical data, to increasing cost-efficiency, we're helping small and mid-size organizations improve the way they do business.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

No business they could invest in is as good as buying their own stock. Any business you get into is not going to be as good as the business you have.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

The demand by our institutions was substantial, but we are pleased to work with the American Airlines Center on this public sale. It has resulted in some quality seats being available to the general public.

no class at Wilson has more than 22 students at this time.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

It was obvious to me that they had copied these drawings. And knowing that they had copied them they could really only exist in electronic form,

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

I've been bowling since I was four years old.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, ... Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.