Rob Corddry Quotes (31 Quotes)

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

I want to manufacture a feud.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

I have to stay true to myself.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.