Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, Will we ever make love again He said, Yes.... but not with each other.
Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, Will we ever make love again He said, Yes.... but not with each other.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
A good place to meet men is at the dry cleaners. These men have jobs and usually bathe.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
I've never seen a man walk into a party and say 'Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.'
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