Bob Hope Quotes (64 Quotes)

It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Pops. That's what we called him.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'

He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.'

I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else. on JFK's electoral victory

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Of audiences they were really tough - they used to tie their tomatoes on the end of a yo-yo, so they could hit you twice

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

She was there when the stadium opened and there when the game was over.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The program is nearly over I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

You can't say, 'We've got the biggest airport in the world' as a slogan,

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Memory Lane Bob Hope Way.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation

He plays just like a union man. He negotiates the final score.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young Hang around with older people

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Little Miss Broadway.