Helen Rowland Quotes on Woman (20 Quotes)

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

A good woman is known by what she does a good man by what he doesn't.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning to a man it's the beginning of the end.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.