Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Marriage A souvenir of love.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories