Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
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It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
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A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
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Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
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Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
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