A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree she just naturally becomes a 'Master of Arts' and a 'Doctor of Philosophy' after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
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