I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!
I dropped what I was carrying. I went straight to the alcohol section and got myself a bottle of vodka, a bottle of vermouth and went back and made myself a Martini... or two.
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
If you put your glass down without paying attention, it could fall over. Or - you know when you get a martini and you slide it toward you to take that first sip You couldn't. It would hit the ledge.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth I think that perhaps its the gin.
There is something about a Martini,
A tingle remarkably pleasant;
A yellow, a mellow Martini;
I wish I had one at present.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory it is one of the happiest marriages on earth and one of the shortest-lived.
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is knowing what your uterus looks like.
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini.
I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.
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