Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
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There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that.Robert Benchley
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In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
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So who's in a hurry.
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