W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained.
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.W. C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw.
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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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