Aphrodite strikes again, huh? You're gonna be the best-dressed warrior in town, beauty queen.
Oh, don't mind me! Just the queen of the heavens, dying over here!
You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.
But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us.
Piper gave Lit a friendly sorry-about-that smile. Even with her hair messed up and wearing two-day-old clothes, she looked extremely cute, and Jason felt a little jealous she was giving Lit that smile.
Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.
Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.
Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia.
Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.
Plus, humor is a good way to hide the pain. - Leo
Happy the Dragon was not so happy.
Rainbows. Very Macho! ~Leo Valdez
He also didn't mind Piper's using him for a pillow. She had a cute way of breathing when she slept - inhaling through the nose, exhaling with a little puff through the mouth. He was also disappointed when she woke up.
See, lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It- freaking- melts.
Humor was a good way to hide the pain.
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.
I want some time without you organic life forms.
Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.
I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!
That was Hera. Her Majesty, the Loose Cannon.
Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!
That's it, cupcake. You're going down.
Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!
That's what happens when it snows in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts.
Leo's biggest surprise: One look from Jason, and all three of them knew the game plan. When had that happened, that they could read each other so well?
The forge looked like a steam-powered locomotive had smashed into the Greek Parthenon and they had fused together.
Most problems look worse than they are. nothing is unfixable.
Well, I hope you like it here, Leo. It used to be .......really nice.
My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.
What about a compromise? I'll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I'll apologize.
Nothing like ADHD and a good fight to the death to make time fly
Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.
And of course I'm in the press all the time. So many books have been written about me; Into thin air, up in the air,Gone with the wind-
Now, sorry about that kill-on-sight business.
Yeah, well. I don't try to be awesome. It just comes natural.
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