Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.
Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.
Daddy will explain. Come, he is blowing up monsters.
Son of Poseidon? East asked. I nodded. Took a dip in the Styx? Hudson asked. Yep. They made digusted sounds. Well that's perfect East said. Now how do we kille him?
Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.
It blew my mind that this stuff had survived for two thousand, three thousand years.
The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles.
But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us.
Piper gave Lit a friendly sorry-about-that smile. Even with her hair messed up and wearing two-day-old clothes, she looked extremely cute, and Jason felt a little jealous she was giving Lit that smile.
Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.
I can't believe Sadie's going to let me have the last word. Our experience together must've really taught her something. Ow, she just hit me. Never mind.
Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine.
You are one freaking awesome baboon.
Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!
Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are
Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset.
Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.
But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword.
My mother says looking is the nature of wisdom.
Everybody was patting Nico on the back, complimenting him on his fighting. Even the Ares kids thought he was pretty cool. Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you're everybody's best friend.
Staying silent, staying away from him... that was the hardest thing I've ever done.
He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular disease in his legs. He walked funny, like every step hurt him, but don't let that fool you. You should've seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.
It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.....
THE ONLY REASON FOR A MAN TO LIVE IS TO DIE
Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.
Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia.
A giant vulture with a girl hanging from its feet tends to attract attention.
I didn't know baboons could drive recreational vehicles, but Khufu did okay. When I woke up around dawn, he was navigating through the early morning rush hour in Houston, baring his fangs and barking a lot, and none of the other drivers seemed to notice anything out of the ordinary.
Keep a demon busy, I thought. Right. Maybe he fancies a game of Tiddlywinks.
You see gods have great power, but only humans have creativity, the power to change history rather than simply repeat it.
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