Die,human! Die, silly polluting nasty person!
So few people did good in their lives. It was depressing.
I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher
We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.
It's like I was connected to the plumping system.
Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus patches or listen to opera music.
Sounds like a plan worthy of Athena.
I gave her my deluxe I'll-Kill-You-Later stare.
What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.
It's useless to lecture a human.
Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.
Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.
I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.
Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?
Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.
Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.
Suspecting and knowing are not the same.
I imagined loading the God of the Sea into a taxi and taking him to the Upper East Side.
Words had started swimming off the page, circling my head, the letters doing one-eighties as if they were riding skateboards.
Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood.
Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.
The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles.
I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.
You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?
Look, I never wanted to be a half-blood. most of the time it gets you killed in nasty, dangerous ways.
He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular disease in his legs. He walked funny, like every step hurt him, but don't let that fool you. You should've seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.
THE ONLY REASON FOR A MAN TO LIVE IS TO DIE
I wondered if Olympus had gone to a commercial break, or if our ratings had been any good.
Your a Demigod Percy, half god and half mortal!
Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.
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