Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.
Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.
Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!
Every other person in the world would have looked at it and thought, Max would hate this. It was girly. It was beautiful. It wasn't made of titanium and black leather with spikes on it. But it seemed exactly right, in a weird, heart-fluttery kind of way. And I really loved it.
Fang looked at the newest bird kid. Dylan was an inch or two taller than he was, and somewhat heavier built, though he still had the long, lean look of a human-avian hybrid-you couldn't make bricks fly.
I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag myself out of my room. And while I'd be able to muster the strength to roundhouse Fang until he begged for MERCY, I'de be mush around an Eraser.
I love you. I love your smile, your snarl, your grin, your face when you're sleeping.
I wouldn't trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic."-max
I've been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn't fall nearly fast enough!"-Iggy
If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?
I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?
Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head."-max
Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.
Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.
What did that stupid deserting crap-bag ex-boyfriend, ex-best friend with the most perfect stupid hair do? He DIDN'T delete his crap off the desktop before he fled my life and left me all alone. That's what he did.
You love him so much it feels like you can't go on without him. You feel like you might die without him.
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