The hamster called. He wants his home back.
The hamster called. He wants his home back.
What, eBay isn't good enough for us?
You stand out like a fart in a church.
Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.
Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.
Oh no! Don't drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch! -Max
Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world.
She didn't flirt with him, but they hung out together a lot, and every time I saw their heads bent over a computer screen or map, it made my stomach clench. And my teeth. And my fists.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories