Don't ever call me adorable again. Puppies are adorable.
Don't ever call me adorable again. Puppies are adorable.
Puppies are adorable. I'm not a puppy.
Don't tell me what's necessary, you presumptupus pup. What's necessary is whatever I wish to do, regardless of how unnecessary it might be.
Some lives, conducted with grace, are beautiful arcs bridging this world to eternity.
Evil was coming. I wondered whose face it would be wearing.
The depth of your wardrobe dazzles the mind. Ralph Lauren weeps.
Fate isn't one straight road…there are forks in it, many different routes to different ends. We have the free will to choose the path.
Too much mystery is merely an annoyance. Too much adventure is exhausting. And a little terror goes a long way.
From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity.
We are not strangers to ourselves, we only try to be.
Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.
We may lack riches, but the greatest fortune is what lies in our hearts.
I am twenty years old. To a world-wise adult, I am little more than a child. To any child, however, I am old enough to be distrusted, to be excluded forever from the magical community of the short and beardless.
You be careful, Wizard. Interestingly eccentric friends aren't easy to find.
I curse the night I let your idiot father squirt you into me.
You have a messiah complex, got to save the world.
I see dead people. But, then by God, I do something about it!
I've since discovered that many human beings need no supernatural mentoring to commit acts of savagery; some people are devils in their own right, their telltale horns having grown inward to facilitate their disguise.
More to the point, I know why soldiers, home from war, seldom tell their families about their exploits in more than general terms. We who survive must go on in the names of those who fall, but if we dwell too much on the vivid details of what we've witnessed of man's inhumanity to man, we simply can't go on. perseverance is impossible if we don't permit ourselves to hope.
Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.
A short-order cook, just off work, makes easy tracking for lions and worse
Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.
Alliteration seems to offend people.
Of course, in the process, you must never do harm to others in any serious way, or you'll cease to amuse Him. Then payment comes due for promises you didn't keep.
Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.
Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.
Best thing that can happen to a man is a good woman.
Or maybe they were just doing it for fun. A lark. Their religion is tolerant of extreme forms of recreation. Boys will be boys, after all, and sociopathic boys will be sociopathic.
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