Quotes about wipes (16 Quotes)


    Alas for the affairs of men! When they are fortunate you might compare them to a shadow; and if they are unfortunate, a wet sponge with one dash wipes the picture away.

    Baby wipes are needed because you don't always get to shower. It's over 100 degrees, you're sweating, and you might go weeks or months without showering.

    I've been asked several times if he's a bobcat, and, no, he's a normal cat. We had him tested for that, and he's normal. Iggy is so big that he can't clean himself, so I brush him and even use baby wipes.





    The better we can target our promotional dollars, the more effective our marketing. I have three young children. So (the database) says, here's a guy buying diapers every other week. So let's offer savings in baby food or wipes. It's better targeted than a coupon in a newspaper,



    What goes on away from here, as far as basketball, I leave that there. I don't bring that here. If I do bring it here, I see my little girl and see my son, it wipes all that stuff out. None of that matters here. I'm not T-Mac here. Not at all. When I come here, I'm 'Daddy.' I'm 'Babe.' And I'm Tracy. This is family.



    Every time you go in, it's like starting over. You don't know how you did the other records. You're learning all over. It's some weird musician amnesia, or maybe the road wipes it out.

    The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.


    People often ask me, What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood In a word Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources--all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry.



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