RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you.
I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all I want. I don't want the tartar and I don't want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose And then they have the 'Colgate Total' that supposedly has everything in there. I don't believe that for one second. If it's all in the one, how come they make all the others Who's going I don't mind the tartar so much.
It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar. While eating a dog biscuit at Harvard.
An optimist is someone who goes after Moby Dick in a rowboat and takes the tartar sauce with him.
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