Everything is being compressed into tiny tablets. You take a little pill of news every day - 23 minutes - and that's supposed to be enough.
Everything is being compressed into tiny tablets. You take a little pill of news every day - 23 minutes - and that's supposed to be enough.
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Man may escape from rope and gun Nay, some have outlived the doctor's pill Who takes a woman must be undone, That basilisk is sure to kill. The fly that sips treacle is lost in the sweets, So he that tastes woman, woman, woman, He that tastes woman, ruin meets.
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
I would even go to Washington, which is saying something for me, just to glimpse Jane Q. Public, being sworn in as the first female president of the United States, while her husband holds the Bible and wears a silly pill box hat and matching coat.
I got so anxious sitting in the make-up chair for hours with my face covered. I had my doctor write a prescription for valium. I couldn't have done it without the pill.
I was starting to become impotent through this diet and couldn't perform. How many people who are taking the little blue pill, if they started to change what they are eating most of the time, could change the way their sex life is?
My Lord Jupiter knows how to sugarcoat the pill.
If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill.
I am fed up with men who use sex like a sleeping pill.
A novel is like a gland pill - it nips off the cream of my hysterics and gets them running on track in a book where they belong instead of rioting all over my person.
I look at ANWR (Artic National Wildlife Refuge) as a poison pill in the energy bill.
Even more than the Pill, what has liberated women is that they no longer need to depend on men economically.
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