I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets . . .
I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets . . .
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
Vizzini No more rhymes now, I mean it Fezzik Anybody want a peanut.
A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
There's a touch of the priesthood in the academic world, a sense that a scholar should not be distracted by the mundane tasks of day-to-day living. I used to have great stretches of time to work. Now I have research thoughts while making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Sure it's impossible to write down ideas while reading 'curious George' to a two-year-old. On the other hand, as my husband was leaving graduate school for his first job, his thesis advisor told him, 'You may wonder how a professor gets any research done when one has to teach, advise students, serve on committees, referee papers, write letters of recommendation, interview prospective faculty. Well, I take long showers.'
Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secrets also if you love them enough.
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the taste out of a peanut butter sandwich.
But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.
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